dude what the fuck this is literally my 5th day here in nyc and i already had my ass grabbed by some asshole on the street and i feel so fucking dirty and i’m so pissed
Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart.
"sometime u do"
Ayy my second tattoo within a week, my last big thing before I turn 20 tomorrow
theres a special place in hell for whoever prices college textbooks
I wish my wallet came with free refills
Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.
when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper
Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me
Girl: Come over
Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes
Girl: My parents arent home
Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit
do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot